Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
I'm new here so please be gentle with me, I am a tactile lady with the right person, I am a very sincere, warm and caring person. I like listening to live jazz on a Sunday afternoons, I like most genre of music not particularly keen on heavy metal. I do like to go out for meals and a drink socially ,and not forgetting my yearly holiday in the sun
My male has to be OVER 6ft - no jokes about heels - I have heard them all and I am not tempted in anyway shape or form by short guys - so don't even bother.. - make me laugh, I love that. Oh I love green eyes too (not essential) and just enjoy being yourself and we'll see what goes from there.....I do ask DO NOT text talk to...
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I'm a friendly, outgoing petrol head, who is into superbikes, road racing sport and martial arts. I exercise daily (sometimes I have to force myself!), and I adore music with all of my heart ... :D
I am a sexual submissive, so I'm looking for a self assured man to be masterful and take control. That's not to imply I'm a passive bystander...
Hi, well I'm not sure if this is the right site for me - I'm certainly not looking for casual sex, more a casual relationship. It's not all about sex for me, though that is one aspect, but I'd like a friend to chat to and laugh with - nothing too serious. A little about me - I'm short and a larger lady at a size 16, mid length brown...
Hi we are very happy couple just like to spice things up we are looking for a 3 sum a small gangbang and love to have fun with a lady ? . I love sex toys and being drity my partner likes to watch me being bad sometimes Iam a size 16 with big tits size 38 gg love cum on them I can send a photo best times for...
Im tall and slim a redhead, very level headed, positive and lsexy. Looking for a special man to amuse me and drive me wild with passion, cheeky and outgoing I love the bad boy in you. i DONT WANT LOTS JUST ONE MAN TO ENJOY REGULARLY......... Well it seemed simple enough but oh dear no .... Somewhat disillusioned are there any men out there that want to meet or does...
Hi. I'm a hot lady who has been deprived of sex for 24 years, now is the time to change all that. I'm up for sex also like to please my man. If you are very tactile, love kissing and love a wet lady then send me a message and let's Read this it applies to a few of you get going x ignore the one night stands. Not in...
Hello, my name is Linda but if you really want to be my friend, then call me Lin and I'm looking for sex with a bit of romance wouldn't go amiss but as I'm not getting any, romance that is, just forget about it. I love snogging and groping. I'm looking for a 1-2-1 or a threesome, mmf for weekday daytime fun. I can only assume lol means lots of...
Hello, my name is Linda but if you really want to be my friend, then call me Lin and I'm looking for sex with a bit of romance wouldn't go amiss but as I'm not getting any, romance that is, just forget about it. I love snogging and groping. I'm looking for a 1-2-1 (anytime) or a threesome mmf (weekday daytime) for fun. I can only assume lol means lots...
I'm a sexy BBW, 5'7" and 20st (280lbs). I'm married, and I'm looking to try lots of new things. My husband loves to watch while I talk dirty to guys via twitter, phone, Skype/facetime. We LOVE BBC/cuckold porn and fantasize about BBCs a LOT but we haven't gone as far as doing anything about it... yet. Same goes for dogging - LOVE the idea, still a bit nervous and yet...
Hi, I'm looking for a smart, intelligent, sexy man with a nice athletic build for clean safe & discreet no strings fun. Anywhere between about 23 and 46 would be nice. A man who is good with his hands & knows how to take his time :-) No married guys or guys with girlfriends please. Message me on here & we'll see where things go from there x
Hey, I've recently come out of a long relationship so I'm not in the frame of mind to go on dates, but I do have needs, and the needs can only be met by someone I have a connection with - could that be you? I'm a busy girl with a full on career, I work hard but miss the playing harder - I like it hard! I love live...